Granted but you get beat up by chavs.
I wish for a bigger dick.
I wish for a bigger dick.
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Granted, but its practicality is next-to-nothing as it will never be used.
I wish for a song I'll enjoy that is reasonably short and is rankable beatmap material.
I wish for a song I'll enjoy that is reasonably short and is rankable beatmap material.
Granted. But from now on, only beatmaps with that song will be ranked.
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I wish that LumpBloom7 wished for something
I wish that LumpBloom7 wished for something
Granted. But the wish would be written backwards.
.etar elbatsnu retteb a evah I hsiw I
.etar elbatsnu retteb a evah I hsiw I
Granted, but you get unstable health.
I wish to maga.
I wish to maga.
Granted. But every other country will still be better than it.
I wish to get to lvl 100 in osu!standard.
I wish to get to lvl 100 in osu!standard.
Granted, but then you realize levels are meaningless, and that you're barely halfway to level 102.
I wish for a vacation
I wish for a vacation
Granted. But your vacation activities all involve work in a meaningless way..
I wish I could actually remember to make a wish when I post in the thread..
I wish I could actually remember to make a wish when I post in the thread..
Granted, but you'll have to put up with people reminding you to just in case you do forget. Probably a good thing, actually.
I'd wish for better songs, but really, I should just wish for a better sense of urgency.
I'd wish for better songs, but really, I should just wish for a better sense of urgency.
Granted. But your sense of urgency is misapplied and actually annoys people a lot.
I wish that I passed my exams
I wish that I passed my exams
Granted. Passed with minimum pass rate, like D or 3 or something, whatever your grading system is.
I wish for greater focus.
I wish for greater focus.
Granted. But you focus on the things you don't need to focus on.
I wish that I could read Japanese better.
I wish that I could read Japanese better.
Granted, but now you can't read your native language and English.
I wish that holidays were infinite.
I wish that holidays were infinite.
Granted, but you don't have unlimited funds, so you will eventually be stuck homeless where ever you are vacationing.
I wish there was a video streaming service that had every single movie/TV show ever created.
I wish there was a video streaming service that had every single movie/TV show ever created.
Granted, they only provide 144p quality
Wish to have someone help me wish for something
Wish to have someone help me wish for something
Granted but they'd only wish for something you don't need
I wish you could eat anything and not gain weight
I wish you could eat anything and not gain weight
Granted. Your stomach turns into a mini-black hole, and you are never satisfied...
I wish to be friends with TTL.
I wish to be friends with TTL.
granted, but now they're uncomfortably obsessed with you, and you have no means of escaping. you try to tell people that they're insane, but they shrug it off. and nobody would want to replace ttl as your friend. they wouldn't let anyone, either way.
i wish to be better at dthdhr on standard.
i wish to be better at dthdhr on standard.
Granted. You increase your acc by 0.01% and you're playing Easy diffs.
I wish to get rid of the depressing shit everyone has to put up with in life so they aren't suffering so much and so people can be a little more comfortable.
I wish to get rid of the depressing shit everyone has to put up with in life so they aren't suffering so much and so people can be a little more comfortable.
Granted. But things get stagnant since everyone doesn't want to get out of their comfort zone and eventually humanity wiped out because of natural selection.
I want delicious food.
I want delicious food.
Granted. You take a bite of an interesting new food that catches your eyes. It's said to be quite tasty, even addictive, if you have enough of it. You give some of it a try, to find that they were right! It's so amazing, that you devour the rest of it in no time. Yet, your mouth is numb, while your throat and stomach burns. Your eyes water, and a very sharp headache is taking over. You... don't know what's happening, it... you feel... nothing. Nothing, but the void.
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I'd like to make some music and art that I'm proud of.
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I'd like to make some music and art that I'm proud of.
Granted but it gets destroyed just after being finished
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I wish to be good at something
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I wish to be good at something
Granted. You are only good with one thing in your life: relying on other people
I wish for infinite wishes
I wish for infinite wishes
Granted -- but the implications of such a wish causes the wish-granter to prefer to invalidate all wishes.
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I wish for nothing.
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I wish for nothing.
Granted -- but the wish doesn't work
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i wish for a house
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i wish for a house
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Granted -- but the wish doesn't work
i wish for a cookiecutterwishresponse
Granted. 
(Tbh, u should have seen this coming lmao)
I wish for infinite genies that grant me infinite wishes
(Tbh, u should have seen this coming lmao)
I wish for infinite genies that grant me infinite wishes
Granted but now you're one of them.
I wish to have a lot of cash.
I wish to have a lot of cash.
Granted, but your country's currency value is dropping a lot due to hyperinflation so you can only buy a pack of toilet tissue woth your cash.
I wish anime is real.
I wish anime is real.
Granted. It is called live-action adaptation
I wish for someone to butter my bread and call me a biscuit
I wish for someone to butter my bread and call me a biscuit
Granted, but now you're a literal biscuit and got eaten by that person. They also eats your buttered bread.
I wish for a bus to hit me.
I wish for a bus to hit me.
Granted, the bus driver gets arrested and now his family will be starved
I wish for the world to become a theme park
I wish for the world to become a theme park
Granted, all the rides break down and safety elements break as well
I wish to rank a beatmap
I wish to rank a beatmap
Granted. No one plays it though.
I hope people can understand each other.
I hope people can understand each other.
Granted, but now people can read what’s on your mind
I wish for my dad to come back
I wish for my dad to come back
Granted, but he tells you he never loved you and then go back.
I wish to be less doubtfull of my actions.
I wish to be less doubtfull of my actions.
Granted, but now you've lost the ability to doubt anyone or anything.
I wish you the best. Have a great day!
I wish you the best. Have a great day!
Granted, however they won't have a good day for an entire month.
I wish for the removal of any kind of gun in the world.
I wish for the removal of any kind of gun in the world.