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granted, but now you live in a world full of self-conscious robots that are set to dominate the world for a complete world, and you're the first victim on their hitlist.
edit: i wish i clicked good
edit: i wish i clicked good
Wish granted.But you can only click good with your foot.
I wish to be a great guy.
I wish to be a great guy.
granted, but now every waifu, real or not, is killing each other for your "great guy"-ness.
i wish i actually played taiko good.
i wish i actually played taiko good.
Granted. But you're forced to use heavy drumsticks that makes you extremely tired.
I wish to be better a socializing with random people.
I wish to be better a socializing with random people.
Granted, those random people are tsundere girls.
I wish that kere got his new laptop as soon as he can so he can play League of Legends
I wish that kere got his new laptop as soon as he can so he can play League of Legends
granted, but kere's internet speed falls down to dial up levels, so it takes forever to download and bad ping
I wish gas wasn't so gd expensive
I wish gas wasn't so gd expensive
Granted. But you will have to pump it out and refine it yourself.
I wish I had better looking gloves.
I wish I had better looking gloves.
Granted, But one of your gloves you have to find for 30 minutes everytime you use them and some of the finger tips are gone
I wish I wasn't invisable
I wish I wasn't invisable
granted, you're no longer invisabel, but you become invisible.
i wish for high healthspan.
i wish for high healthspan.
Granted. You now have a high healthspan, but the damage you receive from the environment is increased tenfold.
I wish to have a great reaction time.
I wish to have a great reaction time.
granted, but now you can't tolerate video reactions and break your viewing device almost immediately.
i wish i didn't choke on everything
i wish i didn't choke on everything
Granted, but every sixth thing that goes into your mouth goes into your nostrils
I wish that i can sing
I wish that i can sing
granted, but your voice is so high that it breaks glass everytime you speak. ouch.
i wish i could read ar9 on ctb better
i wish i could read ar9 on ctb better
granted, but you cant read less than ar8.9 or more than ar9.1
I wish i could stop being an apathetic piece of shit
I wish i could stop being an apathetic piece of shit
granted, but now everyone else is apathetic.
i wish i could play standard.
i wish i could play standard.
granted, but you wont pass any maps. hey, at least you can play them.
I wish i could stop being a lazy piece of shit.
I wish i could stop being a lazy piece of shit.
Granted but you have nothing left to do, so you end up bored.
I wish for greater self-control and awareness.
I wish for greater self-control and awareness.
Granted. But now you are constantly aware of all your flaws, which in turn makes you hate yourself.
I wish to live in the UK.
I wish to live in the UK.
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Granted but you get beat up by chavs.
I wish for a bigger dick.
I wish for a bigger dick.
Granted, but its practicality is next-to-nothing as it will never be used.
I wish for a song I'll enjoy that is reasonably short and is rankable beatmap material.
I wish for a song I'll enjoy that is reasonably short and is rankable beatmap material.
Granted. But from now on, only beatmaps with that song will be ranked.
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I wish that LumpBloom7 wished for something
I wish that LumpBloom7 wished for something
Granted. But the wish would be written backwards.
.etar elbatsnu retteb a evah I hsiw I
.etar elbatsnu retteb a evah I hsiw I
Granted, but you get unstable health.
I wish to maga.
I wish to maga.
Granted. But every other country will still be better than it.
I wish to get to lvl 100 in osu!standard.
I wish to get to lvl 100 in osu!standard.
Granted, but then you realize levels are meaningless, and that you're barely halfway to level 102.
I wish for a vacation
I wish for a vacation
Granted. But your vacation activities all involve work in a meaningless way..
I wish I could actually remember to make a wish when I post in the thread..
I wish I could actually remember to make a wish when I post in the thread..
Granted, but you'll have to put up with people reminding you to just in case you do forget. Probably a good thing, actually.
I'd wish for better songs, but really, I should just wish for a better sense of urgency.
I'd wish for better songs, but really, I should just wish for a better sense of urgency.
Granted. But your sense of urgency is misapplied and actually annoys people a lot.
I wish that I passed my exams
I wish that I passed my exams
Granted. Passed with minimum pass rate, like D or 3 or something, whatever your grading system is.
I wish for greater focus.
I wish for greater focus.
Granted. But you focus on the things you don't need to focus on.
I wish that I could read Japanese better.
I wish that I could read Japanese better.
Granted, but now you can't read your native language and English.
I wish that holidays were infinite.
I wish that holidays were infinite.
Granted, but you don't have unlimited funds, so you will eventually be stuck homeless where ever you are vacationing.
I wish there was a video streaming service that had every single movie/TV show ever created.
I wish there was a video streaming service that had every single movie/TV show ever created.
Granted, they only provide 144p quality
Wish to have someone help me wish for something
Wish to have someone help me wish for something
Granted but they'd only wish for something you don't need
I wish you could eat anything and not gain weight
I wish you could eat anything and not gain weight
Granted. Your stomach turns into a mini-black hole, and you are never satisfied...
I wish to be friends with TTL.
I wish to be friends with TTL.
granted, but now they're uncomfortably obsessed with you, and you have no means of escaping. you try to tell people that they're insane, but they shrug it off. and nobody would want to replace ttl as your friend. they wouldn't let anyone, either way.
i wish to be better at dthdhr on standard.
i wish to be better at dthdhr on standard.
Granted. You increase your acc by 0.01% and you're playing Easy diffs.
I wish to get rid of the depressing shit everyone has to put up with in life so they aren't suffering so much and so people can be a little more comfortable.
I wish to get rid of the depressing shit everyone has to put up with in life so they aren't suffering so much and so people can be a little more comfortable.