Stabbed in the leg with a deodorant container, 3 inches deep, 95% of survival.

what the firetruck.

Stabbed in the wrist by a mousepad

12 inches deep

84% chance of survival

Stabbed in the mouth with my car... 12 inches deep, 52% i pull thrugh.
welp.

SayonaraChainsaw is the best username I have ever seen.

meh, it seems way too inspired by Lollipop Chainsaw.

Not that it's a bad thing, Suda51 ftw

I stabbed myself with a bottle 10 inches deep in my cheek and I have 75% of survival. Not bad.

Stabbed by mini gundam in my 4 inches into my armpits 18% survival chance.

Stabbed in my right hand with a kleenex pack, 12.7cm deep.

I have 12% chance of survival.

OH FUCK IF I SURVIVE I WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY OSU! ANYMORE

I take it if the object glows blue it counts?
If so I were stabbed by my mouse 4 inches deep in my knee and I have a 48% chance of survival.

I have no idea how my mouse could pierce through my kneecap but who cares.

just faped

stabed my <censored> with my pillow

12 inches deep (yes, my <censored> is bigger than that)

01% survival

rip

I wish my nostril was 12 inches deep. :c

imagine if you had to sneeze

but it was like, a week sneeze

and the mucus didn't travel all the way through your nose

what