Pretty simple set up nothing really special.

shhh no one was meant to know

i know what do u see XD

Why is there a cat in the drawer?

Because it like to sleep in drawer :3

8 year old PowerBook G4, with a broken screen, running Ubuntu. WOOP

Ghetto as poot.
Glad it is temporary...-sigh-
Laptop is propped up so airflow can get underneath.

stop using Ubuntu

please

This.

It's a modified version of Debian.

I don't see why you're bitching.

Well... For one, it's actually overly modified Debian derivative.
What is overly modified and shouldn't:
[*] X11
[*] Kernel
[*] Package management
[*] Config structure

And our oh beloved Unity desktop environment. Now that is bloat.
It's very badly written. I'm not saying the idea is bad (although it's just another GNOME 3 clone).
And well, overly modified X11 (modified in a bad way) causes AMD GPUs to choke.

Want a good Debian derivative? Try this:
http://linuxmint.com/

It isn't as much modified as it is crippled and filled with bloat

also refer to bagnz0r's post