What the? Is that even a internet connection?

Am I retard?

I don't know.

Are you?

Probably

And you?

Really don't care if you're retarded or not...

Can I ask you about something?
What are the purpose of those damns?

There is no purpose at all.

Are you sleepy?

Yes ;~;

Did you know that Prussia is awesome?

I didn't know until you pointed it out o.O
Ever thought of some crazy invention?

Yes, a perpetual motion Archimedes Screw combined with waterwheel

Same question as above.

No.

What are the 3 things you like the most?

Food,computer idk 3rd thing..

how long is your hair?

Long enough to people call me "Michael Jackson"

Talking about the late, do you like any of his songs?

I like smooth criminal

What ice cream flavour is your favorite?

Chocolate flake!

What are your favorite and least favorite colors?

wow o_O hard question lol.. ehmmmmmmmmm..

Favourite I think reddish-brown, since i like meat, tomatoes, spicy stuff, pizza, spaghetti,...

Least favourite would be yellow, since it makes me think of sour stuff or cheese, I hate both of them.

What taste do you like most, sour, bitter, salty, spicy or sweet?

Both salty and spicy, without a single doubt.

Do you think I should take off the damns of my signature and make a decent sign?